功夫熊猫经典和完整版台词

ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up am now

I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?

um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now yeh yeh yeh of course ok , thanks

it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that err ... look, you don’t belong here

ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..

no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..

oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep yeh

and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye whoa... what was that ? I didn’t say anything

ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just .. you don’t belong here

ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room

I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning big fan~~~~

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I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom

ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach

tree

I understand , you eat when you are upset

upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset so why are you upset ?

ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking probably

and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me totally

how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles

quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...

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ohhh no ~~ what’s happening ? clear up the stairs, go go fire prop bow fire ... fire

tailung is free , I must warn shifu you are not going nowhere , neither is he let go of me bring that up ~~ wait ... bring it back he’s going this way he won’t get far, archers~~ we are dead , so very very dead hahah ... not yet , we’re not .. now can we run now ... yes~~

I’m glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I ’ve been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home

作者：花花肠子啊 回复日期：2008-7-7 11:02:36

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good morning master!

panda , panda , wake up , heheheh ... he’s quit

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what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?

all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed ..

what are you doing here

hah~~hi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a little you’re stuck

stuck ? no ... what , stu ~~hehe .. nah, this is what I’m gonna ... yeh ...I ’m stuck help him

oh dear .. and maybe on three , one two, three, ha~~thank you don’t metion it no really I appriciate .. ever..

hmmm .. you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope one’s flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat .. ohhh~~

put that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones

yeh~~hahahah~~ excellent! let’s get started are you ready

I was born ready ~~ahh ~~ oh

I’m sorry brother ~I thought you said you were ready that was awesome ! let’s go again !

hmmm..I ’ve been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be me

alright ~~ yeh~~~~~ let’s go

step forth .... two pathes to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness , and make him suffered for it ohhh ~~ yeh

to take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quits but a real warrior never quits , don’t worry master , I will never quit ! ah~~~oh~~~~~~

if he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps but he will

he’s not gonna quit, is he?

he’s not gonna quit bouncing, I’ll tell you that. heheheh ...

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I thought you said acupuncture would make me fell better

trust me it will , it ’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all these f~~ fat ?

fur, I was gonna say fur sure you were

who am I here to judge a warrior based on his size , I mean , look at me , I’m over here ahhh~~

maybe you should take a look at this again oh~~~ok~

aohh~~ stop it hahahah~~ I know master shifu was trying to inspire me and all ,but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s tring to get rid of me , heheheh~~he~he~he~~

I know he can seem kind of heartless , but you know he wasn’t always like that acording to legend , there was once a time when master shifu actually used to