绝望主妇台词

My name is Mary Alice Young.When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.That all changed last Thursday.Of course everything seemed as normal at first.I made my breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects. I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spend every other day quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.

That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that had never been used. My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber,who had been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused,Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me 6 months before. I think she's been shot, there's blood everywhere.

And for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen But, only for a moment.

If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.