英语笑话 - - 带翻译

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

男人想要的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，他也会买；而对于女人，即使是不想要的东西，要是值2块钱却只卖1块，她也会买。

2009-5-25

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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. \caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?\moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, \much for a season pass?\

女生宿舍将全面禁止男生

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进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。

\不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么？\这时人群中一个男同学问道，\那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱？\

2009-5-24

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Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？

女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。

2009-5-22

Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.

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