英语笑话 - - 带翻译

angrily.

\the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?\the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩：\音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？\\耳聋，\男孩答道。 \胡说！\老师气愤地说。 \怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝

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多芬是个聋子吗？\男孩轻蔑地反问道。

2009-5-28

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: \the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?\

The man: \had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.\

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Bartender: \should make you happy.\

The man: \the month is up today!\

一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

酒吧招待：\你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？\

男人：\我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。\酒吧招待：\那你应该高兴才是啊！\

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男人：\不，今天是这个月的最后一天。\

【Laughter】2009-5-27

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人找了老公之前都在担忧未来。男人娶了老婆之前从来不为未来担忧。

2009-5-26

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