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1、How much English can you speak?

\your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.\

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, \much English can you speak?\

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The defendant looked up and said, \ 中文翻译

\法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,

他只会说几个英语单词。\法官看了看被告,问道:\你会说多少英文?\被告抬起头,说:\把你的

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钱包给我!\2

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

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He said, \

丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果,为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字,而女人每天使用30000个。

妻子想了一会儿说,女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍,因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。 他问:\什么?\

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1、How much English can you speak? \your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.\The judge looked at the defendant and asked, \much English can you speak?\ 1 The defendant looked up and said, \ 中文翻

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